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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don’t think she would know sensuality...
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Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls,...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I don’t think I’m ever more ‘aware’ than I am right after I hit...
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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Whatever fortune has raised to a height, she has raised only to cast it...
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It is for the wise people who delight in humanity, praise justice, despise their...
Unknown

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Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient...
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Quote #10079

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Talent is like a faucet while it is open, you have to write. Inspiration...
Steven Wright

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good’...
Norman Vincent Peale

Quote #4492

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Throw your heart over the fence and the rest will follow.
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