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I wouldn’t ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know,...
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The law isn’t justice. It’s a very imperfect mechanism. If you press exactly the...
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You must not pity me because my sixtieth year finds me still astonished. To...
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Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.
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Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only...
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He knows all about art, but he doesn’t know what he likes.
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From the end spring new beginnings.
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The tendency of man’s nature to good is like the tendency of water to...
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With money in your pocket you are wise, you are handsome, and you sing...
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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.