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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it’s...
Will Cuppy

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Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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It’s interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like...
Mary Bertone

Quote #10764

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But screw up your courage to the sticking place, And we’ll not fail.
John Paul Jones

Quote #3131

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I have not yet begun to fight
Elizabeth Taylor

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It is very strange that the years teach us patience – that the shorter...
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The more man becomes irradiated with the Divinity of Christ, the more, not the...
Mark Twain

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A verb has a hard enough time of it in this world when it...
Minna Thomas Antrim

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Three failures denote uncommon strength. A weakling has not enough grit to fail thrice.
Mark Twain

Quote #1710

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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