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Wailing and lamentation befit those who stand before the throne of life and depart...
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And if it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, the...
Quote #5047
There can be no real freedom without the freedom to fail.
Quote #10912
Continuous effort–not strength or intelligence–is the key to unlocking our potential.
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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
Quote #4532
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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There exist only three beings worthy of respect the priest, the soldier, the poet....
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Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist...