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Love cures people — both the ones who give it and the ones who...
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No man is happy who does not think himself so.
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Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person.
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Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.
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Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in...