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Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective an awareness that some things are...
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It is easy to despise what you cannot get.
Quote #21781
Words are a heavy thing…they weigh you down. If birds talked, they couldn’t fly.
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This is obviously an act of war that has been committed on the United...
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Age cannot wither her, nor custom staleHer infinite variety other women cloyThe appetites they...
Quote #11311
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can...
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Trent Let me tell you something Mike your money, and you know what else,...
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After the cheers have died down and the stadium is empty, after the headlines...
Quote #19286
My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the...
Quote #21639
The past is certain, the future obscure.