Quote #13026
It is occasionally possible to charge hell with a bucket of water, but against...
Quote #11832
I’ve learned that although it’s hard to admit it, I’m secretly glad my parents...
Quote #18582
The wicked can have only accomplices, the voluptuous have companions in debauchery, self-seekers have...
Quote #20827
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
Quote #10181
You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
Quote #5193
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will...
Quote #13643
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
Quote #11968
Possession is eleven points in the law.
Quote #1810
All human actions have one or more of these seven causes chance, nature, compulsion,...
Quote #2153
There is pleasure in the pathless woods, there is rapture in the lonely shore,...