Quote #10911
He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.
Quote #2043
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Quote #4090
E.L. Or if, uh, you’re too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because...
Quote #8123
I read no newspaper now but Ritchie’s, and in that chiefly the advertisements, for...
Quote #17095
Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you...
Quote #537
The less government we have the better.
Quote #7885
The reason that truth is stranger than fiction is that fiction has to have...
Quote #14529
The line, often adopted by strong men in controversy, of justifying the means by...
Quote #21135
I think people that have a brother or sister don’t realize how lucky they...
Quote #18008
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are...