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Statistician A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits that under analysis some...
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Fill your mouth with marbles and make a speech. Every day reduce the number...
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A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
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Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss...
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If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him.
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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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To break a promise is to deny the reality of the past Therefore it...
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No one is without knowledge except him who asks no questions.
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One picture is worth a thousand words.
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Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we’ll find it.