Quote #960
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
Quote #9058
Charlie And I’d really like to kiss you, but that’s not a good idea,...
Quote #658
If man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or...
Quote #4928
Happiness is inward and not outward and so it does not depend on what...
Quote #19774
The trouble with normal is it always gets worse.
Quote #10054
General Grant had a simple, childlike recipe for meeting life … I am terribly...
Quote #6471
Music hath charms to soothe a savage breast, To soften rocks, or bend a...
Quote #17180
Great nations write their autobiographies in three manuscripts–the book of their deeds, the book...
Quote #21648
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
Quote #2742
The future is here. It’s just not widely distributed yet.