Quote #3885
Marry your son when you will, but you daughter when you can.
Quote #4701
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work,...
Quote #7899
Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where...
Quote #1721
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #16393
Madonna is just a hooker that doesn’t get paid.
Quote #14861
Nowhere to fall but off, Nowhere to stand but on.
Quote #17400
I believe life is a series of near misses. A lot of what we...
Quote #9746
The most important thing about having goals is having one.
Quote #3455
Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth.
Quote #9965
No one is promiscuous in his way of dying. A man who has decided...