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I express many absurd opinions, but I am not the first man to do...
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The art of dining well is no slight art, the pleasure not a slight...
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Tradition is what you resort to when you don’t have the time or the...
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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The presidency has made every man who occupied it, no matter how small, bigger...
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I am sure of this, that by going much alone a man will get...
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I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
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On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, ‘I think...
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What we imagine is order is merely the prevailing form of chaos.