Quote #11794
Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.
Quote #2907
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
Quote #7605
There are three classes into which all the women past seventy that ever I...
Quote #13388
A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.
Quote #13382
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Quote #9475
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly...
Quote #16692
Love is a kind of military service.
Quote #12084
Billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon.
Quote #19027
Each time that one loves is the only time one has ever loved. Difference...
Quote #16544
Scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours.