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On the road to Mandalay Where the flyin’ fishes play, An’ the dawn comes...
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Find out what whiskey he drinks and send all of my generals a case,...
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A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is...
Quote #21199
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
Quote #2741
The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it.
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Men judge generally more by the eye than by the hand, for everyone can...
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Trent I don’t want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone’s...
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Europe has what we do not have yet, a sense of the mysterious and...
Quote #7966
Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.
Quote #15385
Teach thy tongue to say ‘I do not know’ and thou shalt progress.