Quote #1445
Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Quote #18285
To believe God is a Privilege, To doubt God is an insult.
Quote #11649
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
Quote #20950
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Quote #12320
Audacity, more audacity and always audacity.
Quote #4350
Pardon one offense, and you encourage the commission of many.
Quote #9995
Life is a corrupting process from the time a child learns to play his...
Quote #10024
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #4395
Wait until it is night before saying that is has been a fine day.
Quote #3197
Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great...