Quote #12191
There never was night that had no morn.
Quote #19946
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #21165
The future is much like the present, only longer.
Quote #13523
History repeats itself historians repeat each other.
Quote #7219
I hereby resign this office of president of the United States.
Quote #16417
Eloquence is in the assembly, not merely in the speaker.
Quote #13601
My own suspicion is that the universe is not only stranger than we suppose,...
Quote #15304
If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.
Quote #20758
Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even...
Quote #13935
Do you love me because I’m beautiful, or am I am beautiful because you...