Quote #15799
The only calendar I need is just outside my window. With eyes to see...
Quote #1844
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
Quote #21287
We should manage our fortunes as we do our health – enjoy it when...
Quote #9683
Nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited.
Quote #11265
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #18549
There are two kinds of people in this world, those who long to be...
Quote #4344
No man is happy who does not think himself so.
Quote #15010
Dedication and responsibility, Far beyond the laws governed by man, Releases the power within...
Quote #12299
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
Quote #6949
Happiness, that grand mistress of the ceremonies in the dance of life, impels us...