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To be a housewife is … a difficult, a wrenching, sometimes an ungrateful job...
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Even his griefs are a joy long after to one that remembers all that...
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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
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Nothing more clearly show how little God esteems his gift to men of wealth,...
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Any healthy man can go without food for two days — but not without...
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The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put...
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I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
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What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead.
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Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law....
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The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can never end.