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I have no expectation of making a hit every time I come to bat....
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Life is the childhood of our immortality.
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All my life I have tried to pluck a thistle and plant a flower...
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How far that little candle throws his beams So shines a good deed in...
Quote #11179
Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and...
Quote #1653
There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and...
Quote #165
Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
Quote #1171
Certain flaws are necessary for the whole. It would seem strange if old friends...
Quote #11700
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #7913
It is a most mortifying reflection for a man to consider what he has...