Quote #15094
I now know how Abbot felt when Costello left, how Brinkley felt when Huntley...
Quote #16615
Gray hair is a sign of age, not wisdom.
Quote #4833
I hear many condemn these men because they were so few. When were the...
Quote #5076
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
Quote #19996
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
Quote #13251
We distinguish the excellent man from the common man by saying that the former...
Quote #13182
If I die a violent death, as some fear and a few are plotting,...
Quote #13220
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Quote #3164
Tell me not, in mournful numbers,Life is but an empty dreamFor the soul is...
Quote #1421
The first condition of immortality is death.