Quote #21504
When the water reaches the upper level, follow the rats.
Quote #17800
When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till it...
Quote #19438
In case you’re worried about what’s going to become of the younger generation, it’s...
Quote #14560
I never been in no situation where havin’ money make it any worse.
Quote #13082
I am…a mushroom On whom the dew of heaven drops now and then.
Quote #13714
If you see an animal and you can’t tell if it’s a skunk or...
Quote #21563
I always admired atheists. I think it takes a lot of faith.
Quote #20668
It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head.
Quote #3297
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
Quote #14616
There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long...