Quote #2051
I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.
Quote #2532
With affection beaming out of one eye, and calculation shining out of the other.
Quote #18444
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #5403
How many ages hence Shall this our lofty scene be acted over In states...
Quote #18738
The lightning-bug is brilliant, but he hasn’t any mind He stumbles through existence with...
Quote #19834
I will go further, and assert that nature without culture can often do more...
Quote #15570
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #21015
A word to the wise is enough.
Quote #7392
We all of us need assistance. Those who sustain others themselves want to be...
Quote #848
To a person in love, the value of the individual is intuitively known. Love...