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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a...
Quote #11525
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #14962
There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be...
Quote #852
Our enemies come nearer the truth in the opinions they form of us than...
Quote #5078
Taxation WITH representation ain’t so hot either.
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No cord or cable can draw so forcibly, or bind so fast, as love...
Quote #20788
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you...
Quote #13371
If you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed...
Quote #4819
We seem but to linger in manhood to tell the dreams of our childhood,...