Quote #21648
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
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Such prosperity as we have known up to the present is the consequence of...
Quote #18385
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you get all wet.
Quote #7526
The mind is a strange machine which can combine the materials offered to it...
Quote #18533
The Vice Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody...
Quote #41
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a...
Quote #17819
Keep on beginning and failing. Each time you fail, start all over gain, and...
Quote #16432
Happiness isn’t the easiest thing to find, but one place you’re guaranteed to find...
Quote #3820
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it’s just the opposite.
Quote #8272
The 2nd amendment was never intended to allow private citizens to ‘keep and bear...