Quote #21587
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #9158
When you drink the water, remember the spring.
Quote #16024
To holy people the very name of Jesus is a name to feed upon,...
Quote #14550
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
Quote #18832
One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #14921
Take all your dukes and marquesses and earls and viscounts, pack them into one...
Quote #3010
A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy.
Quote #835
Absence abates a moderate passion and intensifies a great one- as the wind blows...
Quote #19501
If living conditions don’t stop improving in this country, we’re going to run out...
Quote #667
The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.