Quote #4429
People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway.
Quote #3930
Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough...
Quote #21648
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
Quote #11625
Not a hundredth part of the thoughts in my head have ever been or...
Quote #12787
Compromise is but the sacrifice of one right or good in the hope of...
Quote #14033
I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile.
Quote #302
Good thoughts bear good fruit, bad thoughts bear bad fruit.
Quote #13049
It is impossible to please all the world and one’s father.
Quote #11096
If the children already born each have only two children themselves … in twenty-seven...
Quote #3811
Washington is a place where people praise courage and act on elaborate personal cost-benefit...