Quote #18119
Health food makes me sick.
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Though the rich man’s dinner goes in at his mouth, the poor man must...
Quote #10518
The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at...
Quote #2555
I submit to you that if a man hasn’t discovered something he will die...
Quote #2273
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises...
Quote #339
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
Quote #7950
The fountain of content must spring up in the mind, and he who hath...
Quote #20829
You couldn’t even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
Quote #21502
You need only claim the event of your life to make yourself yours. When...
Quote #19600
The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will...