Quote #19152
I’ve learned that you can’t have everything and do everything at the same time.
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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been...
Quote #11978
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor...
Quote #20701
He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage he won’t...
Quote #9062
Harriet Do you actually like haggis Charlie No, I think it’s repellent in every...
Quote #514
Four snakes gliding up and down a hollow for no purpose that I could...
Quote #6479
He that first cries out stop thief, is often he that has stolen the...
Quote #19516
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or...
Quote #7100
No one ever gets far unless he accomplishes the impossible at least once a...
Quote #6103
Civility costs nothing and buys everything.