Quote #14949
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
Quote #9663
Don’t put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get...
Quote #5478
It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds.
Quote #21656
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
Quote #3530
Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of...
Quote #3214
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng.
Quote #4434
I never add up. I only subtract from the total dying… . . ....
Quote #20807
I never know how much of what I say is true.
Quote #12245
Odd, the years it took to learn one simple fact that the prize just...
Quote #470
The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.