Quote #9984
If at first you don’t succeed, you’re running about average.
Quote #381
Self-denial is not a virtue it is only the effect of prudence on rascality.
Quote #3769
The Way of Heaven is to benefit others and not to injure. The Way...
Quote #1629
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn...
Quote #5574
Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who could have acted the...
Quote #3031
If you tell Congress everything about the world situation, they get hysterical. If you...
Quote #9293
Let every man be respected as an individual and no man idolized.
Quote #11620
There’s a moment coming. It’s not here yet. It’s still on the way. It’s...
Quote #7222
I’ve analyzed the best I can … and I have not found an impeachable...
Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...