Quote #20861
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
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Pain is inevitable suffering is optional.
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Advertisements… contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
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Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was...
Quote #261
Our pleasures were simple-they included survival.
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Show a leg or shake a leg.
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All things change, nothing perishes.
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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce,...
Quote #9616
You may as well expect pears from an elm.
Quote #21408
Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt.