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What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
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My performances have finally caught up with my ego.
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Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
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I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen...
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Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free...
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Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe...
Quote #21769
Why is this thus What is the reason for this thusness
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Preparation is not the enemy of success, but a dear friend. Be good to...
Quote #4896
I just wrap my arms around the whole backfield and peel ‘em one by...
Quote #3320
It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I...