Quote #6455
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Quote #446
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #21587
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #6280
Man…is a tame or civilized animal never the less, he requires proper instruction and...
Quote #9712
One’s friends are that part of the human race with which one can be...
Quote #9635
Let us make hay while the sun shines.
Quote #3570
Richard It’s called reading-top to bottom-left to right-group words together into sentences-take tylenol for...
Quote #11717
Truth may be stretched, but cannot be broken, and always gets above falsehood, as...
Quote #12952
Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught...