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E.L. Think about it Josh, you’re in college. The window of opportunity to drink...
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Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
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We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of...
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A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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Age iswisdom, if one has lived one’s life properly.
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees
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Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million...
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I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always...
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A man is not old as long as he is seeking something.