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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13751

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone...
Fritz Kunkel

Quote #20671

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To be mature means to face, and not evade, every fresh crisis that comes.
Pythagoras

Quote #21040

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Above all things, reverence yourself.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Quote #5645

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Washington D.C. is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #607

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Insist on yourself never imitate. Your own gift you can present every moment with...
Penn Jillette

Quote #20594

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your...
Johann von Goethe

Quote #1160

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
All theory, dear friend, is gray, but the golden tree of life springs ever...
Jerry Coleman

Quote #12090

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
Charles Monroe Schultz

Quote #17398

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.
Donald Robert Perry Marquis

Quote #15448

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you make people think they’re thinking, they’ll love you but if you really...
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