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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
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Many would be cowards if they had courage enough.
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It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that...
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Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one...
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Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
Quote #12357
It is no longer my moral duty as a human being to achieve an...
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I sit on a man’s back, choking him and making him carry me, and...
Quote #10361
Oh do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast...
Quote #2512
Once upon a time–of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve–old...
Quote #7126
We do on stage things that are supposed to happen off. Which is a...