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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity...
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Faint heart never won true friend. O my friend, may it come to pass,...
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It is the rare fortuene of these days that one may think what one...
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I gave ‘em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it...
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He’s so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60...
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Anger is only one letter short of danger.
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Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people.
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The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
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There is a courtesy of the heart it is allied to love. From it...
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How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward.