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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough...
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes.
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Check out the Declaration of Independence You think it promises happiness No no no,...
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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children Well,...
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I’m as pure as the driven slush.
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The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but has...
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If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
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Envy is the ulcer of the soul.
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I don’t know why you use a fancy French word like dtente when there’s...