Quote #9116
There are two perfect men one dead, and the other unborn.
Quote #2456
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
Quote #8579
If wisdom were offered me with this restriction, that I should keep it close...
Quote #19379
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,...
Quote #5146
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
Quote #8245
Even Albert Einstein reportedly needed help on his 1040 form.
Quote #14845
There’s a lot of heredity in that family.
Quote #21338
Forgiveness is the healing of wounds caused by another. You choose to let go...
Quote #16755
The journey is the reward.
Quote #4271
Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always makes you...