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The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think...
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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Genius is the ability to put into effect what is on your mind.
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Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
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Who is rich He that is content. Who is that Nobody.
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Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torments of man.