Quote #3411
With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
Quote #12845
The human brain is like a TV set. When it goes blank, it’s time...
Quote #11482
You just don’t luck into things as much as you’d like to think you...
Quote #18491
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to...
Quote #19544
His mother had often said, When you choose an action, you choose the consequences...
Quote #6931
Man is the only creature that refuses to be what he is.
Quote #6220
Anyone can escape into sleep, we are all geniuses when we dream, the butcher’s...
Quote #13943
Life can be found only in the present moment. The past is gone, the...
Quote #1293
Without an acquaintance with the rules of propriety, it is impossible for the character...
Quote #17643
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill...