Quote #17070
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #2893
We have found a strange footprint on the shores of the unknown. We have...
Quote #15332
Never call an accountant a credit to his profession a good accountant is a...
Quote #17262
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Quote #6504
Never get a mime talking. He won’t stop.
Quote #19409
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
Quote #21235
Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
Quote #14357
Art may make a suit of clothes but nature must produce a man.
Quote #11194
There’s no fool like an old fool — you can’t beat experience.
Quote #2003
To command is to serve, nothing more and nothing less.