Quote #3417
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #1267
Have no friends not equal to yourself.
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All my pupils are the crme de la crme. Give me a girl of...
Quote #12296
To decide to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for...
Quote #3551
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women....
Quote #16935
When nothing seems to help, I go and look at a stonecutter hammering away...
Quote #10915
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him...
Quote #19163
The roses, the lovely notes, the dining and dancing are all welcome and splendid....
Quote #2922
Th’ newspaper does ivrything f’r us. It runs th’ polis foorce an’ th’ banks,...
Quote #20664
The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left–the...