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I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn’t need any advice from...
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If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves...
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Build me a son, O Lord, who will be strong enough to know when...
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If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
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I am going to concentrate on what’s important in life. I’m going to strive...
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I’ve always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the...
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Death is the only inescapable, unavoidable, sure thing. We are sentenced to die the...
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You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
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Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front...
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The Eternal generates the One. The One generates the Two. The Two generates the...