Quote #11189
Adults are just children who earn money.
Quote #11651
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls...
Quote #7538
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Quote #12266
I said I didn’t want to run for president. I didn’t ask you to...
Quote #10916
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
Quote #15757
Marriage is like vitamins we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.
Quote #262
Only an alert and knowledgeable citizenry can complel the proper meshing of the huge...
Quote #11546
He has not learned the lesson of life who does not every day surmount...
Quote #1658
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy...
Quote #6969
If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in...