Quote #12325
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
Quote #11834
The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think...
Quote #7300
No news at 430 a.m. is good.
Quote #11468
Broke is a temporary condition, poor is a state of mind.
Quote #14353
History is the discovering of the constant and universal principles of human nature.
Quote #18314
If all the world’s a stage, then where is the audience sitting
Quote #4171
Quotation, n The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
Quote #16797
Be wisely worldly, be not worldly wise.
Quote #6864
A man must not deny his manifest abilities, for that is to evade his...
Quote #19892
Politics is made up largely of irrelevancies.