Quote #1844
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
Quote #6894
Ricky Let’s drop it. Let’s ecks-nay on the becks-nay. Ig-pay atlin-lay. Bobby Will you...
Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #9420
At any rate, I am convinced that He God does not play dice.
Quote #11269
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Quote #10733
Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.
Quote #12845
The human brain is like a TV set. When it goes blank, it’s time...
Quote #5161
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Quote #978
So different are the colours of life, as we look forward to the future,...
Quote #12045
It’s a basehit on the error by Roberts.