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I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...
Sir Walter Besant

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If you must hold yourself up to your children, hold yourself up as an...
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Man’s most valuable trait Is a judicious sense of what not to believe.
Henry David Thoreau

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Water is the only drink for a wise man.
Charles De Gaulle

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My dear and old country, here we are once again together faced with a...
William Shakespeare

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The hand that hath made you fair hath made you good.
Gravestone from the 1800's

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Remember friends as you pass by, As you are now so once was I....
Aldous Huxley

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Experience is not what happens to a man it is what a man does...
Terry Hands

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We may pretend that we’re basically moral people who make mistakes, but the whole...
Douglas Noel Adams

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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at...
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