Quote #7326
It is equally offensive to speed a guest who would like to stay and...
Quote #3286
Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.
Quote #11246
There is a negative proof of the value of Latin No one seems to...
Quote #5712
A little philosophy inclineth man’s mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth man’s...
Quote #15919
Marriage should be a duet — when one sings, the other claps.
Quote #5992
You, the Spirit of the Settlement … Not understand that America is God’s crucible,...
Quote #16680
The dog that fetches will also carry. (Translation If someone reveals another’s secrets to...
Quote #11130
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #11752
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #19784
It shouldn’t be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into...