Quote #9223
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
Quote #1446
Benjamin Hey, who wants Chinese Takeout I know a great place Wayne I’ll have...
Quote #2705
We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God’s.
Quote #7681
It is a fine thing to establish one’s own religion in one’s heart, not...
Quote #5454
What a deformed thief this fashion is.
Quote #9854
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your...
Quote #9436
As the twig is bent the tree inclines.
Quote #11838
What I’ve learned. . . . I’ve learned that just when I get my...
Quote #20740
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #16356
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.